reject that he was right about the steroids thing.

reject that he was right about the steroids thing, it'd be easy to say Jose Canseco has taken united too many fly balls opposite to his brain case. How besides do we explain his calling Major League Baseball "the mafia"? Dunno about you, if it were not that I have a hard time seeing gem Selig as Tony Soprano.

Now that Spanish authorities have pointed fingers of shame at Tour de France stars, it's neat clear that the last someone to ride a bicycle in France without getting doped up was Inspector Jacques Clouseau.

When a peer would rather go to jail than make known the truth, the whole principle and nothing but the canon he's hiding something. But what? In the case of Greg Anderson, we don't ne to be thought-readers to figure it revealed Anderson, the lug who was Barry Bonds' personal trainer, already has done jail time for messing with physics that make people big. Now a grand jury is chewing forward the idea that Bonds lied subordinate to oath about his steroids thing and wants to know what Anderson knows. Rather than rat gone out the man whose money paid his light bill, Anderson opt for the gray-bar tranquillity home until the grand jury is disbanded. Honor among thieves and all that.

With his recent book, T.O., Terrell Owens has built an insurmountable lead across Winston Churchill in autobiographies, 2-1

The grand not new man Buck O'Neil was done dirty when Cooperstown coop up the door in his face. at the same time he agreed to speak at this month's Hall of Fame induction rite honoring 17 representatives of african leagues baseball, of whom maybe sum of two units or three were as deserving of the honor as blade Himself. My Pal Callahan snarls, "That's like asking a dowdy who didn't win the Oscar to make an acceptance language for the guy who did." Nor should Cooperstown procure any credit for inviting O'Neil. MPC says. "It's like, 'Come help us, dashing fellow But come through the kitchen.'"

We pray for ESPN baseball analyst Peter Gammons' redemption from neurosurgery. And I'm reminded of united of my favorite Gammons flashs This was in his glory days as creator of the baseball notes rounded pillar in the Boston Globe, when the Gammons vacuum cleaner imbibeed up diamond notes hidden below Don Zimmer's jowls. My hero, R Smith, lay prostrate into a spat with Boston sportswriter Clif Keane. F up R told Keane, "Clif, you've been writing great elemental part this week under the byline Peter Gammons." and nothing else later did Keane realize he'd been sliced at the jugular.

The Onion, a periodical and a website, makes up essence In the right light, its satire could pass for Real of the present days particularly in Chicago ...

"Mark Prior, the righthanded pitcher who has exhausted the first few years of his career onward the disabled list, is now considering accepting a latter two-year, $8 million offer from the DL that would retain him not playing through the 2008 season. 'I couldn't on the same level imagine the D.L. without Mark Prior--over the years, he has become the face, stiff right crowd strained subscapularis muscle and inflamed Achilles' tendon of our organization,' said Kirk Gibson, manager and longtime former member of the DL 'We firmly believe Mark's best injuries are still ahead of him.'"

I casted on the teevee.

There, onward a bulletin board, was a bracket charting the NFL playoffs.

Talking heads were telling me on what account the Patriots would beat the Steelers

Momentarily, I was disoriented.

What month is this, I miracleed December, January?

It was 95 extents It couldn't be winter.

I gave the videots another 30 others and then realized:

IT'S JULY AND THEY'RE HANDICAPPING, GAME on FREAKIN' GAME, THE '07 NFL PLAYOFFS!!!!

It made my head harm and other organs, too.

A lawsuit filed against Eddie Griffin claims that at about 2:30 common morning the Timberwolves center was driving and watching a porn flick forward a TV embedded in his Escalade's dashboard and masturbating when he crashed into a parked Suburban. Griffin said the ruin happened because his cell phone ferocious off his lap. I know this is the 21st hundred and technology is amazing. Still, of all the things enclosed space phones can do, I didn't know they could do that.

Dave Kindred

dkindred@sportingnews.com

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